My Rat Bite Sarcasm Loves Her Rotting Food Criticism
A soft-focus dome of grey cloud covered most of the sky with its size. Her mountain of love was behind mist. A lone pigeon stood watching the ongoing traffic from the rooftop until she saw something more interesting. She glided down to her object of desire. Humidity was high in the air. I was enveloped by its dampness. A housefly landed on my right ankle, tickling my skin with her feet before she perched on my love diary page for a bit. 6 black lithe birds trickled, as they play-chased. Heavy clouds hung in shades of grey above her misty mountain of love. Yellow light and I love her. I’m in love with Anna in this.
There was a light wind but the air was muggy. The sky glowed; my eyes squinted for regions of blue, but it would rain soon. Dark trees had birds chirping. Traffic was mild. Black hornet returned to her lair, looking for a good place to land. The gravel was mostly damp. To my utter amazement blue sky appeared in the north but I wasn’t convinced it would stay long. There was intense active movement within with energy passing through meridians. Something artificially placed caused a sharp ache like long strands of wire. I watched its achy contours unfolding. Recovery always seems to happen when I place attention upon it but something wasn’t completely revealed. A small tan moth fluttered above my head, over to the ledge where I saw a large wasp. A crow headed southward in silence. Yellow light and I love her. I’m in love with Anna in this.
I ached to be with my heartthrob so ardent and I longed for contact with something more completely real. Sirens sounded like faint whistles. Traffic sped up Cote St-Luc road. Cicadas sang at 11:19. At 11:21, a light appeared upon her mountain of love. It could have been orange or yellow or red. At 11:25, it beamed more strongly and steadily. It flickered under deliberate control. It got large or small but maintaed the same intensity. Then it completely went out. More blue sky opened up beyond my wildest expectations. 2 crows sped and loving every minute of their presence together. A third crow followed behind, cawing at them to hold on. A moment later, the 2 returned, to retrieve their companion. The 3 headed southward. Orb of Sun almost came out. At 11:30 cicadas sang loud. Movement within me was actively engaged. It was more than a little sharp today. The road roared with gusto. Faint shadows appeared with more sun. A bee buzzed by my left knee. The wind was breezy. The temperature felt cooler than before. Blue skies broke open even wider. Yellow light and I love her. I’m in love with Anna in this.
Orb of Sun was still hid behind cloud. I sensed it would soon rain. Her mountain of love showed me some shadows and light from sun and clouds when they came. The clouds would be here for a while. Cicadas sang at 11:49. 5 blackbirds sped through the sky. Black hornet was on her way. My injurious plundering loves her punishment fines. My thief losing things loves her tearing off, stealing. My bloody nose boxers love her slapping face hitting. My wailing misfortune loves her throat cutting surgery. My thorn stabbing stain loves her red shadow function. My rape court cases loves her incapacitating jail fines. My helpless mugging loves her dominating gun. My rat bite sarcasm loves her rotting food criticism. My blinding headache loves her subtracting allergies. My dry rot wrecking crane loves her bulldozer renovating. I love her lunar black bible verse from my Egyptian box “”But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. Isaiah 40:31. “He healeth the broken in heart, and bindeth up their wounds.” –Psalm 147:3. I love Anna Dirksen.
Meanwhile, I watched Criss Angel last night getting handcuffed for his last dangerous escape stunt from a hotel that was about to be blown up. He switches his and his date’s clothes in seconds flat for a heart benefit where he met Sigmund and Roy. His mother was saved from a devastating heart attack. He missed his helicopter ride up. The building crumbled before he got out. Mysteriously he escaped unharmed with Frasier’s date, Madeline Marshall. She’s one of the hottest women in town: Number 47. She wants “someone who knows how to listen.” On her blind date with Fraisier, she’s impressed how he counsels restaurant staff on their family feud over a pregnant daughter. Frasier is riddled with anxiety about his true love. He takes her to Bora Bora for first lovemaking sex. To his shock and horror he finds his ex-wife Lilith there. At the funeral Bart runs amok. A psychiatrist suggests drumming therapy to channel his misbehavior. A White Stripes homage ensues and Bart takes to the drums with glee. So much so, his parents can’t sleep. Homer uses white noise to evoke sense of rest. He gently tells his sleepless wife while it streams, “transfer yourself to the coast of Nova Scotia.” After Bart performs a stunning jazz set, he is accepted by bona fide jazz musicians. Lisa’s is hurt that her brother’s so good at the one thing she loves the most. Lisa channels her sorrow into animal rescue. She keeps a managerie in the attic plus “rats living in the Christmas decorations.” In the attic, Bart’s arm is severely injured by a tiger bite. He’ll never play drums again. He needs $78,000 for nerve damage surgery and for the first time in his life he feels empathy for his sister’s depression. So much so, he cannot bear the pain. Lisa never thought their two stories would intersect with the $100,000 that Michael needed for a new lawyer. Lindsay serves hot ham water. Gob accidentally works a day in his life. Tobias believes that George Michael has obsessive compulsive disorder. George Sr. sent his enemy poisoned muffins. Michael is hurt by his son when he hears George Michael expressing himself about his fatherhood “No wonder mom wanted out so bad.” But it was really about Maeby’s dad.
On CBC News Morning, Lucy Van Oldenbarnavelt wore a beige jacket with a green top and a green necklace. Colleen Jones wore a black top with a pale yellow scarf. Marivel Taruc wore a grey top with a white jacket. Rosemary Barton wore a black jacket. Zach Goudie wore a black shirt with yellow and blue lines. On CBC News Today, Danielle Bochove wore a black sweater with a white top. Ann MacMillan wore a green blouse with a black top and a green necklace. Nisha Patel wore a white blouse with a black vest. Andrew Nichols wore a black jacket with a grey shirt and a black tie with cell lines. On CBC News at Six, Michel Godbout wore a grey jacket with a white shirt and a light blue tie.
First Degree Murder, Manhole Mystery, Pay Up Big Tobacco, Invest in an Umbrella. Top Story: Teen Murder Case. A 44-year-old man and father of Melissa Beudin’s boyfriend was charged with her murder today. He had previous charges of sexual assualt. At 3 am police stopped his car and found was covered in blood and field grass. Her body was found behind a shed by a cornfield. It was “a bloody scene.” As reported by Amanda Pfeffer in a black jacket, white blouse and black and grey skirt. Melissa’s boyfriend said his father was on drugs and was interested in his girlfriend. He didn’t feel safe about his dad giving her a lift. He said she was “a dynamic and smiling girl.”
Cedrika Still Missing a year later with commemorations. Mystery Body. A 26-year-old man was found dead in a manhole headfirst at 1:15 am. Police believe it was an accident. Never try to retrieve objects you dropped down the sewer yourself. As reported by David Shum. A first look at the weather with Frank Cavallaro in an pale orange tie and white shirt and black suit and a thunderstorm watch on. Current temperature was 22 degrees, feeling like 28 with 8 km/h winds. Today’s high was 26.9. Record high was 32.8 in 1955. Record low was 8.6 in 1978. Heavy showers or thundershowers on the way.
A vicious murder occured on a Greyhound Bus in Winnipeg at 8:30 last night. A passenger pulled a Rambo-style knife on a young man. Passengers heard “a blood-curdling scream” The victim was listening to music while he was asleep before the attack. A witness watched the killer. “He was clearly cutting the guy’s head off and gutting him.” A 40-year-old man is in custody. Passengers were taken to a hotel and received trauma counselling. As reported By Lyndsay Duncombe. Followed by hocky player Jonathan Roy was charged with assault He faces a $2,000 fine and Rail Service Restored. “Sunshine but showers in our area” to the bridge, the mountain and the break.
Returning for the weather with Frank Cavallaro and the severe thunderstorm watch in Montreal ended. Current temperature was 22 degrees, feeling like 28 with 11 km/h winds. It will be “An iffy weekend” with quite a bit of rain. Tonight it will be 19 degrees, feeling like 24 with 15 km/h winds. Tomorrow it will be 26 degrees, feeling like 32 with 20 km/h winds. The 5-day forecast is 26 25 24 26 26. Public Health wants to get to the root of the problem of Ragweed Season in Quebec. 67% of Quebecers take medication for ragweed allergies. Ragweed season hits between mid July to mid October. The government spends $157 a year on it but you can “simply pull it out yourself.” As reported by Kristin Falcao in a green blouse and black slacks. City Hall: Field Turf Safe. There are 32 artificial turf fields in Montreal, mostly for soccer. Yellow Margarine Allowed to relating betwixt and the break.
Returning for the day’s numbers and after a decade-long RCMP investigation, 2 tobacco giants pleaded guilty for an elaborate scheme of tax evasion by smuggling. Cigarettes made in Canada were shipped to the U.S. then smuggled back in to avoid taxes. Imperial Tobacco and Rothmans received a combined fine of $1.2 billion. No comopany execs will face jail time. As reported by Marisa Dragani in a grey jacket. Reservations Down at Quebec City hotels and New Metro Cars call for tender. Top Story: Teen Murder Case. A 44-year-old man faces 1st degree murder charges in the death of his son’s girlfriend Melissa Beaudin. Followed by Court Date Moved and St-Remi Crash. It’s the 25th death since the construction holiday began. Dynamite and heavy machinery are scaling, drilling and blasting on the Sea to Sky highway in B.C. Ingenious transportation alternatives include flights by small planes and water taxis. As reported by Tim Weekes. It will be somewhat cooler but with unsettled conditions, to the bridge and the break.
Returning for the Most Viewed at www.cbc.ca. After 13 years in hiding Radovan Karadzic was in court at The Hague for his time as a Bosnian-Serb warlord that ordered thousands of Muslim men killed. He didn’t enter a plea but Guite Loses Appeal and Bedard Can Appeal. Followed by Fall Election Looming? Athletes Suspended for tampering with their urine samples. Followed by Olympic Meals. Special provisions are being made for athletes who don’t eat Chinese intent on breaking records in food safety. As reported by Michel Cormier. “Sun and some showers tonight” for the Old Port silos and the break.
Returning for a second look at the weather with Frank Cavallaro, “We continue to have wacky weather.” Current temperature was 19 degrees, feeling like 24 with 15 km/h winds. Tomorrow morning it will rain at a 22 degrees, rising to 26 and falling to 17 with rain moving back in. The 7-day forecast is 26 25 24 26 26 28 22. European fire ants have invaded Canada. They’re aggressive and are especially vicious with bites. Fire ants are almost impossible to get rid of. “You must kill multiple queens.” As reported by Tom Murphy. For Rogers Women’s Cup tennis, Dubois Out and Wozniak Out. Coming up: A Rogers Cup ticket giveaway. Followed by the break.
Returning with a Developing Story: Boy Dies After Police Chase on Mohawk territory. Toy company Hasbro sued Facebook and demanded Scrabulous off from Facebook. Scrabble enthusiasts are upset. Wordscraper might do the trick. As reported by Normand Hermant. Rogers Cup ticket giveaway winner announced and a last check on the weather with Frank at a current temperature of 23 degrees, feeling like 29 with 17 km/h winds. “Keep the umbrella handy.” Fat Cat Update: Princess Chunky is a he, not a she. Prince Chunky was placed in a New Jersey animal shelter after his owner was too old to take care of him. Hundreds of adoption offers were made. Michel signed off for the night.
I’m Frank Remus in Montreal for this Krimson News diary-blog of loving and dreaming and CBC News at Six re-reportage of abandon, aging, anger, annoying, awful, blasting, cracking, crashing, crisis, dangerous, defective, deficient, disabling, domoination, exhausting, falling, fighting, gashing, harming, hitting, impairing, incapacitating, injurious, irritating, maiming, malfunction, malicious, malignant, misfortune, mishap, offending, plundering, pounding, pulling apart, punishment, quarrel, ravaging, renovating, shocking, splitting, stealing, stinging, unfortunate, victimizing, violence, vulnerability, war and wrecking.