Upson County Kitten Busted For Exotic Dancing
Local authorities caught a nine week old kitten suggestively dancing in the home of a local musician / day trader recently. Also found in the house was a portable phonograph with two 45 rpm vinyl records that had both been played on the phonograph. The records contained recordings of “96 Tears” by Question Mark and the Mysterians, as well as ” Wooly Bully” by Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs. The authorities were unclear as to whether the kitten was dancing The Cha Cha, The Watusi or the Froog. Although these dances are not technically against the law, a Baptist comminity such as this can not allow this act to go unpunished. As punishment, the kitten was placed in a room with a one year old cat, who does not like kittens.
More details will be reported as they become available.
I.C.