The Intergalactic Cowboy

The BBC has just reported that a flaming Jeep has crashed into the main terminal building at the airport in Glasgow, Scotland. One of the people inside the jeep was reportedly on fire as the vehicle sped toward the terminal building, which was full of summer vacationers. These are the only facts that I know at this time. Krimson News now has two reporters in the U.K. risking extreme danger in order to give first hand reports of this cataclysmic situation which will not doubtedly have worldwide repercussions. Many thanks to S.P. and Zoidberg for their courageous reporting on yesterday’s events. Please see their comments on my yesterday’s diary entry.
More later.
I.C.
12:21 pm Sketchy details keep coming in about this possible act of terrorism in Scotland. Three people have been arrested in connection with this, one of whom was seen carrying a gas cannister from the vehicle and then fighting with the police and civilians. Was this gas container a coincidence or a connection with the London car bomb conspirators ? Stay tuned for more facts as they come in.
2:53 pm Scottish authorities have now confirmed that they believe that this is a terroristic incident. I guess that they had to confirm that these people were not sports enthusiasts, late for their flight to a soccer game… Anyway, the suspect who was on fire has been taken to a hospital and the hospital has been evacuated. Your guess is as good as mine as to why they have to evacuate a hospital to treat a terrorist. The city of New York has added increased security to Time Square and LaGuardia Airport, as has Los Angeles International Airport on the west coast. As of now, the terror threat level in the U.S. has not been officially increased. The entire United Kingdom is on pins and needles right now I’m sure. Queen Elizabeth was in Scotland today, attending the inauguration of the new Scottish Parliament. Mr. Gordon Brown, the new English prime minister, is originally from Scotland. So what’s next ?
5:07 pm Hells Bells !!! Gordon Brown has raised the terror alert level to Critical, meaning that another terror attack is imminent ! This, amid all kinds of contradictory reports about what the facts really are, for instance, this morning it was reported that there were three people in the car, but that only two were arrested. A Scottish constable just reported that he can’t say for sure how many people were in the car because the car is still too dangerous to be approached, even at this late hour. The constable also reported that the burned suspect did NOT die in the hospital even though CNN reported that he did die about an hour ago. Also earlier, CNN reported that the hospital was not evacuated because they had personally talked to a patient in the hospital. The constable reported that the hospital had been indeed evacuated because a suspicious device had been found attached to the body of the burn victim. I will ask my readers to forgive any innaccuracies that I report to you during this ever expanding conspiratorial attack. By the way, one of the Mercedes in the London incident has been confirmed as having originated in Glasgow. Another witness at the airport reported to ITV that one of the suspects was seen removing a cannister of gas from the car before the car caught on fire. The word on the street is that the Liverpool airport has been shut down as a precautionary measure. Please see Zoidberg’s live, on the scene report from London in the comment section of this diary entry.