The financial mess and the regulatory world.
September 26th, 2008 by zoidbergThis financial crisis we’re in (and yes, you are in it even if you don’t think it impacts you) seems to be brining a lot of stuff up to the surface of collective consciousness that had sunk down and that many people were tempted to believe dead and buried.
One of those ideas is a particularly American one: Expansion and growth is always good, and any resultant problems are due purely to governmental interference. Growth=Good and if we simply get out of the way then all of the bad will be tossed away.
The environment, however, is now making the point moot. Whether the above right-wing dream is correct or not, it is now abundantly clear that humans are having a substantial impact on the environment. And even if there is some bizarre other explanation out there, established science is almost universally telling us this about the environment, so I am not sympathetic to those that profess some deeper belief or knowledge that this isn’t the case. Let them go get some data and publish some scientific papers to show us that human-made global warming isn’t a problem, otherwise just shut up, please.
Concurrently, however, Wall Street has now been knocked on its head and indeed has ceased to exist in its traditional form. All of the big Wall Street investment banks are now either gone or converted into traditional government-regulated banks.
Readers may be surprised to know that good ZOIDBERG (that’s me) worked on Wall Street twice, once briefly for Fitch (the number three rating agency) and then again (after optical networks and telecom imploded) at a company located in Trump’s building at 40 Wall Street. So I know a little about the nature of Mortgage Backed Securities, derivative securities and volatility analysis.
And what is just so darned clear to me is that the problem was NOT with “Wall Street greed”. Wall Street is paid to be greedy: Do you NOT want your retirement fund managers availing themselves of every opportunity to find and manage growth within your risk tolerances? Wall Street exists .precisely to leverage any and all possible fiscal advantages available to itself. It’s the only way to survive in a very competitive industry
In this case, what brought Wall Street down was not greed but the lack of legal and regulatory guidance concerning how extremely risky and volatile financial instruments must be handled and leveraged. Moreover, stuff extremely cheap money into the hands of the big investment banks and incent your top leadership to grow quickly with no oversite and you will inevitably create a catastrophe with a timeline that occurs after bonus season.
The sad thing is that these investment banks probably had developed some fairly viable financial instruments that, in a natural setting, would fill a risk niche that was actually needed by the big fund managers. In other words, there was a small portion of the instruments that infected the whole community and pulled it down, and with it a lot of stuff that was probably on average good rather than bad.
Hell, I even get the idea of these very dangerous Collateralized Debt Obligations. Although they didn’t exist when I was at Fitch, I can see that they cleverly found a way to turn very risky underlying mortgages into fairly stable financial instruments. This approach probably could have worked well while providing capital for homes, as long as they didn’t start NOT verifying income or jobs. In other words, the US government was giving away so much free money that the whole quality control chain broke down and poisoned something that probably met several sets of needs.
So the moral of this story is, our World needs some regulation so as to protect the vast majority of us from the consequences of a small number.
Someone remind me some day to talk about Basel II…that’s REALLY an important thing.






