Where is my left foot?

Tonight we came home from a friendly visit to Lynn and Ariel’s house, where our collective offspring watched the execrable “Kid’s Choice Awards” (pronounced a bummer by both of my kids) on Nickelodeon. I went into the back to shut off the hose (from filling up our $250 above-ground swimming pool), and noticed these two having sex on the concrete slab next to the faucet:

When I first arrived on scene, they were completely mashed together. This may have been the aftermath, no doubt involving straightening clothes and promises to call.