:Where is my left foot?

This year, “Blade”, popularized by Wesley Snipes (no, he hasn’t seen it), and Queen Victoria (who would surely disapprove of the state of Adele’s bedroom):

I tried to make a shirt for Halloween, but, I ran out of time and didn’t have time to iron it on. Oh, and also, I was forbidden to by the females in the house. The other male in the house thought it was great, as did I.

Here it is.