:Where is my left foot?

Two pieces of molten lava from the early 1980s:

Lou Reed, Robert Quine, Fred Maher and Fernando Saunders hit “Sister Ray” in 1983. (Much thanks to CG for this one.)

Dave, Eddie, Michael and Alex, “Unchained”, 1981

Right now: a 172-pg. catalog gets it’s shoulders stuck in the birth canal, as it always seems to do, the result of a uterus with completion issues:

NURSE: “Adrenalin, doctor?”

DR. BENWAY: “The night porter shot it all up for kicks.” He looks around and picks up one of those rubber vacuum cups at the end of a stick they use to unstop toilets…. He advances on the patient…. “Make an incision, Doctor Limpf,” he says to his appalled assistant…. “I’m going to massage the heart.”

Dr. Limpf shrugs and begins the incision. Dr. Benway washes the suction cup by swishing it around in the toilet-bowl…”