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Happy Holidays from The Stocks of Hollywood, Florida, USA

I got this in my inbox this morning from Robert E. Lee Jr. High School graduate and refugee William Fricks “Billy” Taylor currently of Los Angeles, California, USA:

Great foto.

AP Press notes **Shortly after this foto was taken Miami immigration officials and Interpol politely escorted this family into a van for deportation back to Kosovo.** (the makeshift raft made of milkjugs,soviet made slacks and imported greek wig boxes is on the dock in the background) The husband escaped and was last seen running into a florida swamp off interstate 95 wearing only an American Flag. (2 tasers shots and an animal tranquilizing dart(on loan from Miami Serpenterium) failed to to take him down.) His name is Amir Miraj. a Yugoslavian Podiatrist.

Send Billy your holiday photo, maybe he’ll write a caption for you. (misterfonic at hotmail dot com).

This morning I am installing our childrens’ swing set, purchased from an acquaintance who moved away for $100, dug up and carted around by moi.